Hate a Random Country: France
Have you ever had your testicles sawed off with a rusty butter knife at a Nickelback concert? Although that may sound like the worst possible fate one could suffer, there are over 60 million people in...
View ArticleSuper Tuesday Predictions
It’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for. The closest thing we’ve got to a national primary. The kind of day Karl Rove and George Stephanopoulos have wet dreams about. The moment we finally find out...
View ArticleSherman Ave’s Guide to a (Mostly) Sober Thanksgiving
It’s that time of year again. The weather’s getting colder (kinda), the trees seem to have no problem with being naked, and my mother is encouraging me to get another flu shot “just to be safe.”...
View ArticleA Line-By-Line Analysis of Brad Paisley and LL Cool J’s “Accidental Racist”
Jackie Robinson breaking the color barrier in baseball. Rosa Parks refusing to give up her seat on the bus. Martin Luther King having a dream. Barack Obama winning the presidency. All of us are...
View Article50 Shades of Red, White, and Blue, Chapter 1: The Tramp Stamp, The Mushroom...
I sit at home on a surprisingly warm November evening. The year is 1765, and it has been the year of my flourishing. All my life, I have been a woman of desires. I have yearned for something but...
View ArticleWhite Privilege Under Attack, Panic Sets In
UNITED STATES- As fewer white men hold positions of power and more statistics point to the increased role of minorities in the future of America, the long-standing foundation of white privilege appears...
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